$am need$ $ome...

[fred]

有個大學生零用錢花光了，日子難熬，
想向老爸要錢，但又不好意思。
於是就寫了下篇文章：

$eptember $ixth, 1997

Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome a$ $oon a$
po$$ible.
Thank$.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $am



父母的回函更是技高一籌：


NOvember second, 1997

Dear Sam:
NOthing much is happening here. NObody is sick.?
We have NOthing else to tell you.
Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye for NOw.
Love